If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.
Some women operate on the theory that the person who does most of the talking is, by definition, being loving and intimate. Men know better. Men know that talk is often chatter, and aggressive chatter at that, on the attack and unrevealing. The silent partner can be the more loving partner.
Beethoven was the Mick Jagger of his day.
Madness takes a toll. Please bring exact change.
Papa loved Mamma/Mamma loved men/Mamma's in the graveyard/Papa's in the pen.