The gentler sex love blackmail. Show me a delicately nurtured female and I will show you a ruthless Napoleon of crime prepared without turning a hair to put the screws on some unfortunate male whose services she happens to be in need of.
Where does the family start? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl-- no superior alternative has yet been found.
Women who miscalculate are called "mothers."
If I became a philosopher, if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I'm still waiting, it's all been to seduce women basically.
If I ever marry it will be on a sudden impulse, as a man shoots himself.
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