The Backlash! - May 1995

Some of my favorite quotes

When men make money, they spend it on women. When women make money, they spend it on themselves. 71 cents on the dollar is too much. They should get no more than 50% on the dollar, and for the first 10 years they should work for free.
-- P.C. Seldom

If there were no one to seduce a woman, she would have to figure out how to do it herself.

-- Garrison Keillor, The Book of Guys

There are two kinds of fools: The one who says, "This is old, and therefore good," and the other who says, "This is new, and therefore better."

-- Anonymous

Announcing new HimRoyd, for men

HimRoyd, the first hemorrhoidal ointment for men, has been specially formulated to enhance the special characteristics of male tissues. First, HimRoyd actually increases swelling -- thus giving the Man of the '90s that little extra bulge in his pants that women find so attractive. HimRoyd also contains a touch of minoxidil to give you that manly look. Don't be caught with your pants down without HimRoyd. Comes in pine and unscented. Also now available in our new dog-repellent scent. Ask your pharmacist for it by name. Accept no expensive imitations.

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