In this column I pose questions and raise issues. The purpose is to put a slightly different spin on each item, provoke thinking or give you ideas for how to respond to things. Think of them as "sound bite arguments."

• Have feminists indoctrinated millions of women to believe that the only way they will ever get laid is to submit to rape?
• Human sexuality is not a crime, feminist efforts to criminalize male sexuality notwithstanding.
• Heterosexual men should take notice of women; it's healthy for us to do so, and it is feminist dogma that's sick, twisted and perverse.
• The dictionary definition of feminism has more in common with libertarians than with feminists.
• The propaganda of the false dictionary definition notwithstanding, a major goal of feminism is to make all men feel bad about being male.
• Kristen Stewart says, 'You're Ridiculous If You're Not A Feminist;' well, I'd rather be ridiculous than a bigot.
• Given the insightfully nuanced scripting for Studio 60, Aaron Sorkin's HBO series The Newsroom is remarkably shallow, contrived and hateful.
• Feminists write diatribes full of emotional assertions and are embraced while rebuttals full of facts are met with indifference if not rage.
• Why is it that the bottom shelf of dishwashers won't stay open but the top shelf is almost impossible to close?
• What idiot decided the volume setting on Android phones should reset at the worst moments possible when people report almost getting killed because of it?
• Enabling bad behavior is unhealthy and yet it is politically incorrect to admonish destructive habits and unhealthy lifestyle choices.
• Narcissistic personalities make alliances, not friendships.
• Feminists claim that the widows of fallen soldiers are the real victims; by that sick logic, it would be a mercy to murder them.
• Generally progressives focus their attacks where the rest of us react.
• To deny progressives power, ignore their complaints and laugh at their protests.
• The true nature of feminism is rooted in violence and brute force, else they would be libertarians.
• All libertarians are, by definition, anti-feminists; any who believe otherwise don't understand feminism.
• How many families have been destroyed by feminism, and how many lives?
• Many popular websites are loaded down with so many ads that their pages load slowly or even crash, so I stop visiting them.
• Progressives celebrate the erosion of language that removes the words from our vocabulary that speed the flow of ideas.
• "Feminism's excresence is its essence." - Fidelbogen
• Real street harassment: When crossing the street male but not female pedestrians can generally expect drivers to impatiently crowd them.
• Grouch Pride: Proud to be grumpy!
• Grouch Pride: I came out of the closet as grouchy before it was popular.
• Grouch Pride: Every time I try to talk to my parents about being grumpy they change the subject.
• Like all progressives, feminists depend on the consent of the victim for their power: withhold our consent and they will have no power.
• Narcissistic personalities care less about being right than about making others wrong.
• PIV is always rape feminists are misanthropes or just plain stupid as, without PIV there would be no human race.
• Progressives rely on intimidation, force and murder to get their way, where most people prefer to live and let live.
• Is the US waging financial war on Russia to provoke World War III?
• Will all US states prohibit direct sales of Tesla cars to the consumer, thereby exposing that, yes, the US is a fascist nation?
• Some atheists are so hostile toward religion that they cannot have a rational conversation about the mysteries of existence, even with other atheists.