The Backlash! - July 1996

Some of my favorite quotes


It's not too late to call "1-900-HOT-LIPS"
-- Berkeley Breathed, Outland

What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.

-- Susan Sontag

Don't women treat men like support objects?

-- P.C. Seldom

We will march forward to a better tomorrow so long as separate groups like the lesbians, women, and the feminists can come together and work out their differences.

-- P.C. Seldom

The truth is a virus.

-- Happy Harry Hardon, Pump Up the Volume

Objective reality is irrelevant to the gossips, who suck their truth from the teat of tabloid TV, but of some significance to we who fart in the field of facts.

-- Rod

In the wild, women live only about 30 years.

-- P.C. Seldom

What Others Are Saying About The Backlash!

"Powerful" ... "Awesome" ... "Staggering" ... "Millennial" ... "Insightful" ... "Hard Hitting" ... "Overwhelming" ... "Authoritative" ... "Influential" ... "Vigorous" ... "Commanding" ... -- Roget's Thesaurus

"Wait till my father hears about this!" -- Robert Bly

"We can only hope these guys get sick in America." -- Hillary Rodham Clinton

"If you look for the real hidden meaning behind The Backlash!, you see a brick wall in a mythic mirror." -- Joseph Campbell

"I am still dead." -- Joseph Campbell

"Son? I have no son!" -- Van Mechelen's Mother

"A weak party joke run amok!" -- Jay Leno

"I wish I had used that ice-pick when I had the chance." -- Van Mechelen's sister

We could not confirm that any of the aforementioned individuals actually did say these things about The Backlash! But there's still time! - Editor

"I'd have been better off living homeless under the freeway and still stopping by to see her twice a week."

--Christopher Darden, on his feelings about becoming uninvolved in his young daughter's life, The Fathers' Day (16 June 1996) edition of USA Weekend

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