He said: You know you're henpecked when you can't tell your pregnant wife you're sterile.The women's suffrage movement is only the small edge of the wedge, if we allow women to vote it will mean the loss of social structure and the rise of every liberal cause under the sun. Women are well represented by their fathers, brothers, and husbands.She said: I want a sensitive, new age man who will cry when I hit him.
All men ever think about is love because they never get any, and all women ever
think about is sex because that's how they make their living.
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
In 1996, men voted with what's between their ears and women voted with what's
between their legs.
Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their
weakness.
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other
women.
Many women, now the political majority in the population, truly love to hate the
men who used to be the majority. Many women, now much more assured of their
own spending power, are catered to by the sponsors who must hand them
television programs they will watch. More than that, women form the major
audience for daytime TV, so if Phil, Oprah and Geraldo did not exist, television
would have to invent them. Oh wait a minute, that's right; television did
invent them.